• Interviewer: Who's the best dancer?
    • Andy: Patrick. Which he hates, but if you saw his solo tour he was pulling out some moves. I don't have moves like that, Pete sure as hell doesn't have moves like that, and Joe is an awkward mess, so it'd have to be Patrick.
    • Joe: ... I'm not a good dancer. I can do the Charleston like fucking hell though
  • clarawebbwillcutoffyourhead:

    IS BEING HYDRATED REALLY WORTH ALL THIS PEEING?

    (via cosima-niehaus-420)

  • Anonymous said: Fuck boy huh? Lol clever carpet Carpet muncher. Kill yourself. Bitch how yo hair natural but yo sexual orientation not? Daddy issues? Were you raped or molested? Orrrrrrrrrrrrr let me guess.. the certified Mentally Retarded Answer : "I was born like this" FUCK who all supporting this bullshit blog you could NEVER be revolutionary. Them white people you "embarrassed" shouldn't feel that slighted. You an the rest of you gay hoes is the real embarrassment.

    misandry-mermaid:

    jnc-ink:

    teamocorazon:

    black--lamb:

    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IS YOU MAD???!

    OR NAH?!

    IS YOU MAD THOUGH!!!!??

    OR NAAAAAHH??

    MY NIGGGGAAAAAAA

    IS YOUUUUU MAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDD???????

    YOU MAAADD THOUGH!!!!! OOOOOOOOOO!!!!YOU MADDDDDD

    OOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    HE MAD YALL!!!!!!

    SAKHFHASKHEWIRHEAIBFIEHFQ!!!

    omg i love you marry me

    Perfect response

    iconic

  • sian-valentine:

i cannot go on
  • fobomatic:

© via brue
  • 500-days-of-autumn:

    girls don’t want boys, girls want season 3 of orange is the new black

    (via hu55y)

  • What You Crave vs What You Need

    • Chocolate: Raw nuts/seeds.
    • Oily/Fatty Snacks: Kale, leafy greens.
    • Soda/Carbonated Drinks: Actual, literal bubbles.
    • Chips/Salty Food: Topsoil.
    • Cookies: Freudian psychology.
    • Sweet Tea: A strong Southern gentleman to take care of you.
    • Pasta/Carbs: Pasta/Carbs.
    • Ice: The sweet release of death.
  • gaydicks420:

    the sims 4 announcements are so bleak and depressing out of context 

    (via youflabbergastedme)

  • shescreamsparamore:

shescreamsparamore:

I JUST LOOKED OUT MY WINDOW AND THERE WERE 11 FUCKING COWS JUST THERE. ARE YOU GONNA FUCKING PAY THE RENT OR WHAT

WHAT WAS I DRINKING LAST NIGHT

    shescreamsparamore:

    shescreamsparamore:

    I JUST LOOKED OUT MY WINDOW AND THERE WERE 11 FUCKING COWS JUST THERE. ARE YOU GONNA FUCKING PAY THE RENT OR WHAT

    WHAT WAS I DRINKING LAST NIGHT

    (Source: che-micals, via youflabbergastedme)

  • brochiot:

delphuck:

Words of inspiration from Evelyne “Magical Hair” Brochu

LITERALLY EVELYNE WHAT THE FUCKING HELL

    brochiot:

    delphuck:

    Words of inspiration from Evelyne “Magical Hair” Brochu

    LITERALLY EVELYNE WHAT THE FUCKING HELL

    (via cosima-niehaus-420)

  • i-alyndrea:

    A rude thing that people do to wheelchair and mobility scooter users

    realsocialskills:

    So, here’s a thing that happens a lot:
    • Someone rides a wheelchair or mobility scooter into a room that has many chairs in it
    • They want to sit on one of those chairs.
    • Several people, trying to be helpful, dart in to remove the very chair they wanted to sit on

    This…

    (Source: realsocialskills)

  • chen000:

    trombono:

    chen000:

    chen000:

    how to draw a sheep: draw a cloud, legs, a circle for the head and there you have it
    a sheep

    someone draw a sheep using these instructions

    image

    this rlly helped i think this is the best sheep i have EVER drawn!!!

    its very good !!

    (Source: hydrangea7, via fandabbyjosie)

  • tsarsilver:

    Things that Centuries goes along great with

    • Starting a rebeliion
    • Strutting down a catwalk
    • Killing your enemies
    • Eating frozen yogurt
    • Petting puppies

    To sum up: Centuries is amazing and should be played constantly

    (via forcenturies)

  • gameboy-sp:

    "Honey, I’m leaving you for Poussey”

    image

    (via gaymeofthrones)

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